April232014
April222014

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

(via mathochism)

April212014
April192014
5PM

I am in the United States of America

:/ 

5AM

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via decentsamaritan)

5AM

come-get-it-baee:

when u have to poop but alot of people are over
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(via annoying-anna)

April182014
2PM
astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

(via decentsamaritan)

wow 

5AM
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